au jily. They meet each other at their parents work christmas party, and James takes a huge liking to Lily.
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suzies-q:

Please read to the end. Even though I screwed it up slightly, but still. And I am working on these prompts, I SWEAR. 

Lily has been to these parties since she was eleven years old. This makes it her eighth party, and she’s not expecting it to be anything different from the last seven. Cheesy Christmas music will play all night. At the start, everyone will dance awkwardly and bop along to their favourites, but by the end of the night, there’ll be a loud sing-song in the middle of the floor for anyone that inebriated, while everyone else looks on apprehensively. 

She can even recite the menu from the top of her head. Starters consist of salads and brown bread and soup. nothing too extravagant. Goujons for the kids - a category Lily thankfully no longer falls into - and a choice between salmon and turkey for the adults, served with the same platter of vegetables and side potatoes. Apple pie, cheesecake and ice cream are the dessert options. 

Lily eats beside her mother, and gladly accepts a flute of champagne, quite pleased with herself. Apart from that, the dinner is pretty much the same, and she expects the entire to follow suit. The same music, possibly even in the same running order. The same people, admittedly dressed in different clothes, but only slightly different. The same conversation, the same topics, the same answers. 

But there is one thing different about the party this year, and it’s dreadfully under-dressed. It’s also a boy, and he’s also very attractive. He’s also just sat down beside her, drumming his fingers on his knees, which are covered by well-worn jeans. 

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The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

straighthater:

acceptbullshit:

This made me cry so much. Louis is obviously taken by what the lady said about her daughter - I can’t even imagine how he felt. It’s almost like he doesn’t have any words to say to her after that. He cares so much and I hate it when people say he’s the worst member of the band - he truly gives me hope and inspiration. 

yall are more concerned with fuckboy louis crying over seeing poverty than the grandmother who has a dying daughter and has to raise her granddaughter in a poverty stricken place this is literally insane

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okay-alexis:

memewhore:

I would say no and take the dildo.


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okay-alexis:

memewhore:

I would say no and take the dildo.

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apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

the marauders and lily getting wigs that looks like sirius’ hair and act and talk the way he does for a whole day at Halloween. he groans and says, ”are you guys serious?” and they smirked and say, ”yes.”

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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